Monday, July 30, 2007

Cow Pie of Outrage: Hillary's Boobs

It has been a long time since I hauled out the outrage machine to check what's inside. Here's a picture of it and an explanation of its purpose.


This is an outrage machine. It is used by journalists, political agitators, and religious convulsionists of various stripes. They place a little dab of bullshit under the machine and it pounds out a cow-pie of outrage. This can be flung hither and yon, smearing all over someone. In this way, something of very little significance can be converted into something that seems very outrageous. It is important that the outrage be manufactured rather than natural.

Some people like to pretend they're all upset.
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Here's the current manufactured outrage:

WASHINGTON - Hillary Clinton's handlers are so outraged - outraged! - at a newspaper story musing over her showing a little cleavage that they're urging equally miffed supporters to fight back by stuffing cash into her coffers. CLICK FOR STORY

Here's what the original story said in the Washngton Post
"The cleavage, however, is an exceptional kind of flourish. After all, it's not a matter of what she's wearing but rather what's being revealed. It's tempting to say that the cleavage stirs the same kind of discomfort that might be churned up after spotting Rudy Giuliani with his shirt unbuttoned just a smidge too far. No one wants to see that. But really, it was more like catching a man with his fly unzipped. Just look away!" STORY HERE

Here's the picture:

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Now is this a phony controversy? I ask you!

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