Wacko of the Week -- 01/26/08

Terri Lynn Land
Michigan Secretary of State
Has capriciously decided that
no illegal immigrants will be
driving in her state.

-----

Don't get me wrong now. I know there are too many people driving. Most of the people I see on the road these days are a threat to me, I know that. And I don't appreciate the word "Gringo" being shouted at me anymore than the customary "You dumb Bastard!" I usually hear.

But wait a minute. Will the Canadians who can't have licenses just because they sneaked in be worse drivers than the people who were simply dropped here from out the much-abused wombs of crack mothers, and who thus have a right to a driving license?

Just wondering.

Will these people who now have no training in driving here and have not been tested to see if they're competent really be off the roads? Or will they do what every good red-blooded American does who loses his license: Drive anyway?

Do you suppose unlicensed Salvadorans flying around our roadways will be insured? Or do you need a license for that? Are we exchanging insured, tested and legal drivers for uninsured, untested, illegal ones? 'Splain that one to me, Terri Lynn.

If a guy from Pakistan can't drive a car, can he ride a bicycle any more safely? Are we going to take those away?

Well, you ARE our Secretary of State. You inherited a lot of money from a rich family and you turned Republican and became our duly elected law enforcement czar. Are we any safer with your new dictate? Hmm --- I think not. I believe you're Wacky! CLICK

=====


FIRST RUNNER UP

TOBY TAYLOR
Craley Pennsylvania

Practicing a form of sexual "enlightenment" he plugged his wife's titties into the wall and gave her a charge. This is a sure-fire cure for the romantic nonchalance that often creeps into marriage practices after some years. The same old, same old can get pretty dull.

Toby says she's always enjoyed these experiments. Next, perhaps, he was going to tie her to a kite and float her into a thunderstorm. Bail is set at $100,000.
click and click

====

SECOND RUNNER-UP - The unidentified 16-yr. old boy who wanted to fly a plane into Hanna Montana. Where do these kids get these strange ideas? He thought she was a place in the Western U.S., evidently.

By the way, The U.S. Air Force has identified the boy as one of their planes. This is being checked out by the skilled newsfolk at Fox. Former reports that he was a UFBO (Unidentified Flying Boy Object) have been discounted by the officials who say that was an unfortunate misstatement.