See? We told you

UPDATE:

All those people who said they saw UFO's over Texas on Jan 9 turn out to be crazy, just like BIRCHES told you.

The Air Force says they had 10 F-16's flying around there at the time. So, people mistook our planes for saucers from Jupiter or something. Foolish people.

Someone in the Air Force made a mistake and said there weren't any planes around there. When they said that, they were just funning y'all out there in Gila Monster land. It was a misstatement, or something like that. Now, we got it all straightened out. Occasionally, it takes a little while for the Air Force to figure out where its planes are. In this case, a mere two weeks. But, we got it right now, y'all.

See, BIRCHES told ya!
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BIRCHES is providing you pictures for a comparison of the two types of craft. You can readily see why they would be confused. So, before you go making foolish police reports, check it out with us first.