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"The Clintons Go Clubbing"
As a sort of gag present, Hillary decided to take her husband, Bill, to a strip club on their anniversary.When they arrived at the club, the doorman greeted him: "Hey there Bill, how ya doin' tonight?"
His wife was puzzled and asked if he'd been to the club before.
"Oh, no," said Clinton, "That's just a guy who worked on my campaign."
When seated, a waitress asked, "You want your usual, Bill? Budweiser?"
His wife became increasingly suspicious: "How did she know you drink Budweiser?"
"Oh, she worked on the campaign, too, honey." She glared at him, full of doubt.
Then, a stripper came over, threw her arms around him, and said, "Hi, Sweetie! Want your usual lap dance?"
Furious, his wife stormed out of the club, but he jumped up and followed. Seeing her get into a cab, he jumped in beside her.
Desperately he tried to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Hillary was not fooled and was having none of it. She screamed at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabbie turned his head and said, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Bill."
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