Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Republican Humor (36)

As the 2008 campaign moves along, it's good to know that our friendly Republicans, while busy picking on one another, still have time to think about the Democrats. May they always be light-hearted and funny!
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While campaigning in Iowa, it just so happened that after a long and tiring day of talking and traveling, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards wound up in the same town at the same restaurant for dinner.

Agreeing to put aside their campaign hostilities for the evening, they sat down together to have a peaceful meal.

The waitress approached and spoke to Hillary: "What would you like for a main course," she asked?

"The good Iowa roast chicken, I believe," said Hillary, smiling sweetly.

"And what kind of potato would you like with that?"

"I believe I'll have some good Iowa mashed potatoes," answered Hillary, still smiling.

"And, the vegetable?"

Suddenly Hillary's smile turned to a wicked grin: "Oh, just give him a baloney sandwich."

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