A town stuck in dumb mode since 1998

I think we can conclude that these people are very slow on the uptake.

Crossing guard faces sexual abuse charges

BERWICK, Pa., June 21 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania school crossing guard faces more than 1,000 charges of sexual assault involving seven children, police said.
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The alleged abuse took place between 1998 and 2007, the Times-Leader reported.

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Dale Hutchings was charged with 305 counts of raping a child, 356 counts of aggravated indecent assault against a child under 13, and 356 counts of indecent assault against a child under 13, the Times-Leader reported.

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Here's a simple but brilliant rhyme I've written for your enjoyment.

The people who live in Berwick,
Have a cop crew that ain't very slick.
When searching for clues,
It's the children who lose,
Cause they cannot tell Dale from dick.