
The US Men's Soccer Team, after 11 straight wins, was soundly beaten by Argentina in the first round of play in Venezuela, 4-1. Games are not available on American TV. Further matches are scheduled for the US in this tournament.



This Gold Star is for FELIX -- who knew that the picture on Tuesday Evening Quiz was Mrs. Michael Dukakis, a.k.a., Kitty Dukakis, although he wrote it in an Indiana dialect that most people probably couldn't understand. This is because you might possibly be less silly than he is. 
7 Yr. Old Boy Shoots 8 yr. old Cousin 


In Saginaw, here in Mid-Michigan, City Councilman Amos O'Neal has proposed something-or-other about making toy handguns something-or-other. To demonstrate his point, he pulled out a toy handgun during a City Council meeting. This alarmed some people.
This is why we here under the BIRCHES think that drug dealers should be required to have gun safety training. It would be a good idea to make it illegal to conduct a drug transaction anywhere near children. Let's say, at least 50 feet away.
For those of you with a graveyard interest: you'll be delighted to know that MSNBC is doing extensive coverage of the cadaver found floating in Ohio.
Saturday, June 23, the US Women's National Soccer Team defeated Brazil 2 - 0. This is one of the great soccer teams of all times, a continuation of the American team that has dominated world soccer for many years. 




"For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office’s handling of classified information, and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executive branch objected, the vice president’s office suggested abolishing the oversight unit, according to documents released yesterday by a Democratic congressman."
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The bodies of five dophins washed up on a Southern California beach. Four had been shot to death. This is a federal crime, and fortunately, is highly unusual even in a culture that values guns.
ERICK HEINRICH, of Waukesha (that's pronounced 'Walk-eesha') Wisconsin who stole, allegedly, 1500 pairs of women's shoes, many of them from girls' high school lockers, is our award recipient. Actually, the evidence against him seems pretty solid, at first impression, but he pleads innocent anyway, for what's that's worth in the modern world. I mean, after all, O.J. pleaded innocent too. So did Hermann Goering. 
Many people do not know that under the Bush government, the EPA [Environmental Protection Agency] has been almost hopelessly incompetent. More often than not, it has catered to the interests of the companies and interests it's supposed to regulate. 


These are the great days. These are the days of Michigan summer. There's nothing to brag about in any of our winters, and our springs are slow, cold, gloomy and long. But the summer! This makes life worth continuing. No wonder fewer people die in good weather.
1. COLIN POWELL: You have served several Presidents very well. You have served America quite well in many ways. You fulfilled "The American Dream."
2. GARY SHEFFIELD: I saw you play in Lakeland. I wasn't too happy with what I saw. I put you on probation. Now, officially, I want you to know I took you off probation. You are a Tiger, with all the priveleges. Don't let my generosity go to you head. :)
3. PARIS HILTON; You say you got religion now. Wow! That was a quick conversion. Does this mean you're going to stop showing us your ass? Don't get carried away here. A sudden burst of morality isn't good for your complexion.
4. GEORGE BUSH; I have an idea. They love you in Albania! Why not stay there and soak up the love. Let's say for about 2 more years?