Republican Humor (41)

One good thing about having Hillary still a candidate is that she is the thing in the world that Republicans hate the most, worse than Socialism and even more than Ted Kennedy. So as long as she's around, we don't seem to lack for good healthy Republican humor. Like this:
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Hillary's Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer. "I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power than you have, and a media that will pander to your every whim. I will even make you President of the United States.

"In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"