Sunday, September 30, 2007

Andy Borowitz ---

Ahmadinejad Invites U.N. Inspectors to Search for Homosexuals
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"Just days after asserting that there are no homosexuals in Iran, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today invited United Nations inspectors into his country to search for homosexuals.

“We have nothing to hide,” Mr. Ahmadinejad said in a speech to the United Nations General Assembly. “You can search the entire country – even the airport bathrooms.”

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