Monday Morning friends report, April 14, 2008

Like the rest of the country these days, Michigan has had some terrible weather. Recently, the sirens in mid Michigan blew insistently as a tornado warning. However, none was reported touching down. But that was a good day. Most days have been cold and dreary and drizzly. The ground is thoroughly soaked and the rivers are high. Many people are impatient to get on with lawn and garden work.
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MARSHA - liked this license plate she photo'ed:


JERRY - sent this YouTube cite in which he appears: click

SPARTY and GIGI - returned from North Carolina where he says he delivered enough rain to end the drought, and came home to Michigan where he says he brought the Tigers their first victory.

MIKE CARROLL almost from Carrollton - asks this question: "What does it show you about Homeland Security if a couple of people with anti-China signs can climb the Golden Gate Bridge without being stopped?"

SCOT - on one day that most of Michigan was suffering under cold and dreary weather, he reports that the weather front ran by his county and they had 70 degrees and sun all day. I resent that!

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(from SPARTY)

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(from BILL)

How to cause

a traffic

accident.



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(from MIKE): A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'
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(from JERRY)

Find the

Canadian!


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Responses- caption for the picture
Here are some of the captions that you astute Birchites sent in. You are truly a creative bunch out there, and you are much appreciated.



DASHMANN - "This will thrill your husband; it's just in from the 'Baghdad Victoria's Secret.' "

MIKE a.f. CARROLLTON - "The new Burkha model #2000b has been improved so you and your lovely bride can both fit under it to do with her as you please."

FELIX - "Will it clash with our red drapes?"

JERRY - "Do you have something less revealing?"

STEVE - ..."and it has a cane pouch sewn conveniently in the back so your husband won't have to hunt around before he beats you."

MARSHA - "Do you have this in petite?"

BILL from WNNCO - "Do you have this in blue?"

JERRY - "My husband would never let me wear a see-through top."

ALICE - "Maybe he would give you the money for this if can convince him of the quality."

MIKE a.f. CARROLLTON - "It has the added feature of doubling as a tent when you are caught out in the desert on some cold dark night."

FELIX - "My wife has one and loves it."

ALICE - "He'll never know it's you if you run away from him wearing this."

STEVE - "Even the profit Mohammed himself wouldn't recognize you in this pretty little number."
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