That would have been a great explanation, for, as everyone knows, our God does strike places the Clintons say they're from.
This time though, God has struck Little Rock for an entirely different reason. I have had a telephone conference with my panel of wise people and this is what we have concluded:
God whacked Little Rock because these people were passing through the airport:
As you all know, these people do not love their country nor their Preznut, and thus cannot be good Christians.
This should serve as a warning to other airports.
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I dunno Bud - the Dixie Chicks were just passing through - what about this?
"Over the past two months, parts of Arkansas have seen a tornado during a storm outbreak that killed 13, a foot of snow, more than a foot of rain and near-record flooding."
Sounds like a whole lot of other folk are in big trouble with the man upstairs. I think it could've been much worse if the Dixie Chicks weren't in the vicinity.
Hmm --- you have some cheek to contradict the findings of my eminent panel of advisers.
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