Monday, November 8, 2010

that Boner charm

I understand that John Boner will be the next Speaker of the House. He says he's a good, Christian American. In-so-far-as he's a well known liar, I would like to point out that I have seen neither his birth certificate nor his baptismal certificate, and until I do, I assume he's a foreign born Hindu, and that his first loyalty is to Nepal.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you pick on all orange people?

Irish Mike said...

Come to think of it I also, haven't seen his birth certificate or his baptism certificate. If there are two of us who have not seen them, maybe they don't exist. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Bud said...

Can't say I care what color he is, but I'm sure he's a foreigner. Are Nepalese orange?

Irene said...

No, Oompa Loompas are though. Only Willy Wonka knows about them.