Wacko of the Week -- 12/01/07

ONCE again, there have been so many good possibilities for Wacko of the Week that the selection committee had to extend its meeting at the local pub until well after midnight before the tie was broken.

Consider:
1st runner-up. Leeland Eisenberg, who despite Hillary's bad history with medical care programs, actually thought she could do something for him. He took hostages at one of her campaign cathouses in New Hampshire under the wrong assumption that a woman who has lived for 30 years with Bill can be intimidated into giving him what he wants. Na-na. Bill never got what he wanted either, hence: Monica.
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2nd runner-up. The whole damn judicial system of the Sudan, another shining example of a country ruled by a religion, where it has been adjudged that a teacher ought to be flailed for having a teddy bear named Mohammed (after one of her students.)

AND-
let's include all
these thousands
of citizens of Sudan
who came to hoot and holler
and demand the teacher's death.
Fortunately, the good people of Sudan are all prosperous enough to afford to stop the country dead in its tracks for hours while they leap about the streets and wave signs of hatred.
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THE WINNER!!
CLIFFORD CLARK of Knoxville-

for shooting a traffic camera with a "thirty-ought-six" (30.06) hunting rifle. In fact, he shot it 3 times, which obviously prevented the camera from getting up and running off into the woods somewhere to die slowly of blood loss.

This was a crazy thing for the man to do for all of these reasons:
1. The traffic camera posed no threat to the security of a free state.
2. The act of public hunting is not ethical. It's supposed to be done somewhere off the beaten path with your son, where squeamish liberal folk won't get testy about it.
3. The jack-booted thugs in the government are going to confiscate his gun. This will leave him defenseless in his own home against the dictatorship of leftist homosexuals who are even now plotting in Washington.
4. Now he'll have to pay a $50 fine.

Ironically, the camera had spotted almost 7,000 illegal traffic maneuvers since it was installed, but it never saw Clifford Clark coming close to clobber it. Evidently, Clark is a more skilled hunter than anyone knew. His stalking talents are unimpeachable.
CLICK
Welcome, Cliff, to the Pantheon of Wackos.