The road to salvation? It's down south.

Many people have asked me, "Bud, after the sinful life you've been leading, how the hell do you ever expect to get to heaven?"

That question used to stump me, but since I've known Marsha, the answer has been easy to find.

I'll just go to South Carolina and follow the road signs.



Sometimes the instructions are a bit perplexing, but that's why I have Marsha. When there's any doubt, she always knows what to do.