He stepped out of a plane carrying a football. Gracefully he dropped groundward in his parachute, into the busy football stadium. Ta-Da! A perfect landing. It was the most interesting thing that has ever happened on a Duke University football field. The idea was to deliver the game ball from the air.
Unfortunately, it was the wrong stadium. The ball was supposed to go to University of North Carolina's game with some patsy, a few miles away. The tar heels had to find their own balls, a feat we know they can accomplish.
CLICK
=========
RUNNER - UP: Patrick Jabbour, Long Island, NY
"I am a police officer!"
Are you surprised that he was unable to pass himself off as a police officer? Are you surprised that he was quickly discovered - he fooled no one? What might surprise you is that he was recently released from jail on the same charge. In fact, it's his third time.
How often have we tried to tell you, children: If you want to get away with the dirty deeds, you gotta at least look inconspicuous, if not innocent!
CLICK
No comments:
Post a Comment