Republican Humor (60)

One of the claims about Obama is that he wants to ban guns. Of course, that's what Republicans have said about every opponent since about 1960. Anyway, here is the latest
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At a recent rural elementary school assembly, Obama asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, “Children, every time I clap my hands together a child in America dies from gun violence.”

Then, one valiant little boy, pierced the quiet and said, ''Well, dumb ass, stop clapping!”