Thirty entries for Republican Humor.
Who would have guessed they were such a jolly old bunch?
In The Clinton Bedroom:In the middle of the night, Hillary wakes up and needs to go to the bathroom. Bravely she tries to suppress the need and tries to force herself to go back to sleep. She tosses and turns, but despite everything, the need for the bathroom presses on her more and more.
Finally, she wakes up Bill and says, "Bill, honey. I have to get up and go to the bathroom."
"Oh, just go back to sleep!" he snaps.
She persists: "No, really. I have to go to the bathroom really, really bad."
"Well, go then," says Bill. "Why did you have to wake me up for that?"
"I just want you to save my place."
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