Moving out of a dumpster into a homeless shelter and not giving a change of address?
Cruelty to animals - he swallowed a canary.
Shoplifting a packet of Bic razors?
These are great answers, but no one got the right answer. In fact, the right answer is so mundane next to the guesses, it would be a shame to even offer it.
He was arrested for having no chin
He was the cat who killed a canary!!
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