Universityof Minnesota
Police Chief
Greg Hestness
He arrested, cited, and ejected from a football game, two celebratory Iowans who had come in peace to join in the festivities at Minnesota's Metrodome. Many people had gathered to cheer on and encourage the couple who were fornicating in the restroom. It was the best show in town, and the cops cut it short!
This brutal act of coitus interuptus was justified on the grounds that what they were doing was "indecent."
The real indecency was happening on the football field where Minnesota was screwing up even worse than the lovers on the toilet. The team lost 55-0 to the Iowans, but no one bothered to arrest any of them.
Where's the justice?
The real indecency was happening on the football field where Minnesota was screwing up even worse than the lovers on the toilet. The team lost 55-0 to the Iowans, but no one bothered to arrest any of them.
Where's the justice?
1 comment:
Ha! I'm on Greg's email list. That makes me a wacko by association.
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