Friday, November 7, 2008

New Stock Market Terms

[Submitted by several readers]

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor
to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD and POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

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