Jonathon Guabello
Fort Myers, Florida
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This week, FELIX has nominated the winner of our treasured award. The story contains all the ingredients of a good salacious, nasty romance: (a) quarreling (b) boyfriend-girlfriend (c) living together "in sin" (d) alcohol (e) drugs, and of course (f) GUNS!!!!
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As you study the portrait above of the poor rejected Romeo, you have to think of an evening of drinking, of a lady who is very tired, of a poor fella who wants to screw, and of the heat that is caused when these ingredients are stirred up in the cauldron of late night hours.
When she refused his proposition, he shot himself, staggered about the apartment and collapsed onto the stove, knocking himself out. This put an end to his threat that if she called the police, he would kill her. One minute, lust, the next hatred. tsk-tsk. That is real roller coaster of emotion.
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And, once again proof that guns are needed to protect one's home against ... well, against one's friends and family evidently.
Read all about it here: CLICK - as there are more wonderful details.
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RUNNER-UP:
House Minority Leader, John Boner, and House Minority Whip, Eric Cantor, for having the unmitigated nerve to go before the national press and stand there with God watching, and blame someone else for the fact that they defeated the bailout bill. Why? Because a lady had hurt their feelings. READ IT HERE, CLICK Even for Congressmen, this is an audacious case of bald-faced lying, and nobody in the country is believing them.
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