Sarah Palin went to Italy on a good will tour. While there, she and the Pope enjoyed some quiet time together, including a trip on the canals of Venice in a gondola, exchanging viewpoints on everything from hunting to child-rearing.
As bad luck would have it, the Pope's mitre, the bejeweled and decorative headpiece that popes have worn for centuries, was struck by a breath of wind and it flew from his head and began floating down the canal.
Sarah heroically jumped from the boat and walked across the water. Without even getting her black pumps damp, she leaned over, retrieved the mitre and returned it to the boat.
Headline in all the papers next day: Palin Can't Swim!
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