some beaches are less bright than others

I see that in Australia, girls are being warned not to try to encourage boys by walking around the beaches with their telephone numbers displayed on their backs.

This is almost like the old joke of the girl arrested for being a prostitute because she had a mattress strapped to her back.



In any case, I am going to the beach next week. I will take a good book, some sunscreen, a beach towel, and a notebook and pencil. In my condition, any possible advantage is a definite plus.