Saturday, August 9, 2008

Wacko of the Week, August 9, 2008

PHREDD FELPS (no relation to the Olympic swimmer Michael who is by contrast a nice guy)

This wacko is the chief maniac at a building in Kansas called the Westboro Baptist Church, whose primary calling seems to be to harrass "fags" as they refer to the homosexuals of the world. They appear at events all around the country and wave insulting placards, and hurl nasty loud jibes at people.



God punishes this week's WACKO --
1. A fence and garage on the grounds of his own personal hate-channeling "church" was set afire this week by the warning hand of God. CLICK

2. The Canadian government has refused to allow members of the group into Canada to protest against Canadian humanist policies concerning abortion and homosexuality. These are the baby-killers and fags the "church" detests.

It is known, however, that a few members sneaked into Canada anyhow, but may be too frightened to hold their protest at the funeral of a young man recently beheaded on a Greyhound bus by one of the world's other great wackos.
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It has been reported that Felpps refers to his organization as "A Primitive Baptist Church." In this regard he seems to have reflected God's intent exactly. Evidently most of the members of his hate group church are members of his own family. CLICK here for a site well-worth looking at
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We, under the Birches, have no complaint about Mr. Flip's attitudes toward anything. This is, after all a democracy. What we are NOT is a theocracy, so we don't necessarily do things the way some religious wacko pleases.

The members of this group have protested at military funerals, court sites, hospitals and anywhere else they might get attention for their feelings.

Mr. Fhlaps has been quoted as saying that the burning of his garage is a "hate crime," and we are certainly willing to give him that argument, because if anyone knows hate, he does!
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RUNNERS -UP:
ANTHONY WORRALL THOMPSON - noted British chef, says he meant to suggest using the weed "fat hen" a member of the spinach family whose leaves are edible, to add to salads. He instead told Healthy and Organic Living magazine for its July edition that "henbane" could be used in salads. Henbane, whose name means "killer of hens," is a toxic plant that can cause hallucinations, drowsiness and disorientation if ingested. Large doses can kill. Ooops! CLICK

J.C. Foster of Washington State - arrested early today for fondling himself while following a garbage truck. CLICK

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