We are overwhelmed with nominees for Wacko of the Week. It seems that our Award has become so admired that folks are just falling all over themselves to get nominated.
Why shouldn't JEREMIAH WIRGHT be Wacko of the Week? He's perfectly well qualified. On Monday he gave that speech to the Press Club where he walked all over his own reputation as well as that of a (former ) friend.
Why shouldn't THE ANN ARBOR HURON HIGH school LaCrosse team get the win? They collectively painted a prom invitation on their asses and waggled them in front of a pretty girl. Hmm --- maybe that isn't so Wacky after all. CLICK
Why shouldn't it be JOSEF FRITZL of Austria? He was discovered in his cellar screwing his daughter --- which he has been doing for 24 years.
JOSEF FRITZL's WIFE is another candidate. She says she didn't have a clue. Stupidity of that magnitude is the stuff of legend, don't you think? CLICK
Thanks to our friend Irene in Australia, we became aware of this nominee: West Australian Opposition Leader TROY BUSWELL, who admitted to smelling the chair seat of a female member of his political party. This is too precious to miss: go see CLICK or more about his behavior here CLICK
And then there's that POLYGAMY RANCH in Texas --- everyone connected with that deal seems to have a few bolts that need tightening, and especially THE WOMEN OF POLYGAMY who live under these conditions, refuse to identify their own children, and now defend the practices there, including marriage of girls under 13.
GORDON BRADBURY of Michigan State University distinction, who refused for years to pay child support to his understandably irate children, and then pledged a million dollars to MSU when he dies. There's a real guy! And how about JOEL FERGUSON, college bigwig? "That's between him and them," said Joel Ferguson, Board of Trustees chairman. "We'll keep the money. He's got to get a good lawyer. It's his dad's money. We accept the gift in the spirit of giving."... or would that be the spirit of getting? CLICK
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OUR WINNER:
Michael Phelps, American Olympic Swimmer:
2 comments:
What's wacky about mermen?
Ha - that second link you posted cracks me up, because it appears to be some right wing website, yet they posted this story. I don't think they realise that the Liberal Party actually is a right wing, conservative party in Australia. The Labor party is the left of center party, and they have control of government in every state, territory and federally. It's no wonder, with idiots like Buswell being the best the Liberals have!
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