Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Republican Humor (52)


A father happened to see his young boy busily constructing something in the barn. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure!

He asked, "Hey, son! What ARE you doing?"

The boy replied, "I am making a Nancy Pelosi figure, Daddy."

Now, thoroughly taken aback, the man asked, "Why are you making her? Why not make, er, Hillary Clinton?"

The boy answered, "Oh no, I can't make Hillary."

"But why not?" asked the father.

The boy replied, "Well, Daddy, there isn't enough bullshit here to make any Clinton."

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