This seems unnecessarily hostile. It's even unkind --- cruel, maybe. Are there to be no limits to the abusiveness? ===
A Republican Congressman, living in Washington DC began hearing about crimes happening in his neighborhood, so to protect his beautiful wife and wonderful children, he went to a dog pound and asked for a good guard dog.
"I need something mean," he said. "I want something that will really keep the bad guys away."
So the pound warden took his to see a big black dog that was just lying there, licking himself. "Here's just what you need," he promised.
"What are you talking about? This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his butt!"
"I know, I know," said the dog warden, "but you see, he just bit a Democrat Congressman, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
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