Republican Humor (50)

It seems somehow like a milestone. Here is the 50th sample of Republican Humor that we've printed since the current "election cycle" began last year. Who knew that America's second most popular party could be so droll? Well, now we all know!
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One day, three Democrats came upon a large, raging river.

The first Democrat prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.

The second Democrat prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third Democrat prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! God turned him into a Republican and he walked across the bridge.