(SARCASM warning: The following item is wrought with scoffing and scorn.)
I have applied for my very own OFFICIAL Kenyan birth certificate.
I understand that you can purchase the fake ones anywhere. In fact, there's a right-wing underground industry turning them out by the millions.
But, I want mine to look like the real thing, just like Obama's.
(NOTE: If you do not understand the sarcasm, feel free to email me for an explanation.)