2. I've noticed that every time there's a cold spell, some asshole writes to the local papers and says, "Ha, ha! You see, there's no such thing as global warming." I guess the same idiot could build a two-week beach vacation around one sunny day.
3. My friends are very interesting people. Lots of my blog readers are. I've noticed that most other people's friends are less interesting. This means one of two things. Either I have been very clever in choosing my friends or my friends have ben very careless in choosing me.
4. When I suggest that guillotines be set up on Wall Street and a thousand business hotshots be sidetracked as they leave their posh offices, in order to whack their heads off, I'm serious. Why do so many other people think this is a joke?