Tuesday Evening Quiz

PART I; Study these pictures:


Questions:
1. Which one is moving to Dallas?

2. Which one would you rather live next door to?

3. Which would you rather have for a lover, assuming that both have STD's?
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PART II: Assuming that after you shuffle off this painful coil of life, you are able to come back for a second go around, who would you least like to be?

(a.) Laura Bush (b.) Rosie ODonnell (c.) a frog

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PART III: Which of these Republican athletes would you most like to be assaulted by, assuming that it's inevitable: The gun slinger, the puck slinger or, the dancer






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PART IV: Which organization do you think is worthy of the next big government handout?

(a.) General Motors (b.) The Detroit Lions (c.) Madame Fortuna's Whorehouse and Grill