hypocrite report

MIKE DUVALL (conservative Republican Assemblyman, California):

We simple folk care nothing at all about you having a spanking good affair with a willing woman wearing an eye-patch. This sounds like huge fun, and we wish we could all have been there to watch. It is not of any concern to us that you're having extra marital affairs. These stories are as old as mankind. And, of course, Jesus advised us about casting stones.

What bothers the rest of us is:

1. You are a "Family Values" man. You campaigned on that. You seem to have no trouble judging the morals and behavior of others. tsk!-tsk!-tsk! Therefore: You lied.

2. You were talking about it at a government sponsored hearing while you should have been paying attention.

3. The woman in question is an energy industry lobbyist, lobbying your committee. This is corruption.

Thanks for quitting, not because you're sexual, but because you're a liar and you're corrupt.

This is one more example -- if one more example were needed -- of how committed the "holier than thou" crowd is to its so-called values.