Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wacko of the Week, June 28, 2008

A FIGHT OVER FRUITCAKE ---

Wacko of the Week: JAMES DOBSON - "Focus on the Family" founder whose good motive of protecting us all from sin has obscured his understanding of many other things ...

For leaping into the political foodfight with this, about Barack Obama:

"I think he's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology," Dobson said."... He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."

Dobson reserved some of his harshest criticism for Obama's argument that the religiously motivated must frame debates over issues like abortion not just in their own religion's terms but in arguments accessible to all people. He said Obama, who supports abortion rights, is trying to govern by the "lowest common denominator of morality," labeling it "a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution." CLICK

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Runners-UP

VERNE TROYER - a "person of slight stature" or, ahem, midget, whom most of you will have seen on TV or in the movies ("Mini-Me"). He had the indiscretion of making a sex tape with a past girlfriend. Now, I won't speculate as to the motives of a young lady who has herself filmed shagging a little person, use your own imagination, although it's certainly a spectacle I would like to see. However, now he is suing the guys who made that tape public. For $20 million dollars! Hmm that gives me an idea ....
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Oh, by the way, Troyer was "Griphook" a goblin in one of the Harry Potter movies. Maybe you'd recognize him with his goblin goodies concealed.


DON IMUS - Blew right through a verbal red light, threw out another racial reference and once again ran smack into some irate reverends. As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!" (BIRCHES remains totally in support of free speech, vis the Supreme Court).

FRED McKANEY - Ypsilanti, MI, who was arrested on two felony assault charges, s one count of assault and battery, and another count of resisting an officer.Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.He later, struck another woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound. CLICK

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