Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Republican Humor (53)

The last Democratic Party primary elections are being held today, June 3. So, maybe after today, the Clintons will have disappeared for awhile. It's really doubtful that the Republican humor machine will forget them, however, because they're such a rich source of bitter comedy. As a salute to the Clintons, here's at least one more:
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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate relationship with a beautiful young woman who was not Hillary.

"What a screw-up!" the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that damned sleazy Democrat gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man in the ass with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Move along! Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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