WHY IS GOD STRIKING US WITH WICKED TOMATOES AND TORNADOS?
I called together my brain trust, my most competent advisers: BARBARA BUSH, TED NUGENT, PAT ROBERTSON, RON PAUL, ARNOLD SCHWARTZNEGGER, and SCREECH.
They consulted with Jesus, and this is what they have concluded. God is striking us with these calamities because of the teaching of evolution. If you want your tomatoes back and your boy scouts to be safe, you better bear this in mind. Now get out there and recall your school boards.
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