"New York, NY - The Acme Dungeon-in-a Box Company has recorded strong sales for the past two weeks after securing an agreement from Josef Fritzl, the Dungeon Master of Austria, to allow them to market the product using his name.The box contains a prefabricated dungeon set-up complete with bars, a steel door, a potty, and a mattress. It can be set up in as little as 15 minutes and is guaranteed to prevent screams from being heard outside the dungeon area!
Over 1,500 boxes were sold in the UK this past week and another order for 25,000 is expected soon." [SOURCE: "The Spoof": click ]
* NOTE: Of course, it's a joke.
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